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Queen of Glam


Queen of Glam


Queen of Glam

  • Stripper: So, would you like a dance?
  • Customer: Nah, but I'll buy you drinks, happy to do that
  • Stripper: Thank you, but I'm not here to party. Can't pay the rent in vodka. I'd honestly rather you tip me the money you would have used to buy me a drink
  • Customer: Nah babe, I'm not into that. I don't need to pay chicks to talk to me
  • Stripper: ...
  • Stripper: ...
  • Stripper: ...
  • Stripper: You're in a fucking strip club.




Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it


☆ Are You Satisfied? 

  • Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
  • Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
  • Government: *Is against abortion*

There's a special place in hell reserved just for me

It's called the throne

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